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Most Devout: 2,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,073rd
The Second Best Colony of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
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Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Second Best Puppet 169

Population6.516 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 169 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.516 billion Second Best Puppet 169ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 169ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,913 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 169's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 169 is ranked 102,847th in the world and 1,473rd in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0224086366 days.

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Most Devout: 2,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,728thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,073rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,361stFattest Citizens: 4,908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,968thRudest Citizens: 5,659thLargest Retail Industry: 6,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,574thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,301stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,523rdLargest Black Market: 9,224thLargest Governments: 11,174thNudest: 11,412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,023rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,049thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,145thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,236thMost Cultured: 16,036thLowest Crime Rates: 17,577thHighest Average Incomes: 18,266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,852ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,676thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,677thMost Developed: 25,897thHighest Economic Output: 28,158th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 103rd in the regionMost Devout: 104th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 215th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Second Best Puppet 169 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, Noah's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 169, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.

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