Population | 6.488 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 162 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.488 billion Second Best Puppet 162ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 162ian economy, worth 985 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,865 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, light entertainment isn't dead, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 162's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 162 is ranked 102,860th in the world and 1,478th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0223391922 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
- : Second Best Puppet 162 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, light entertainment isn't dead.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, the nation is completely gun-free.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 162, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.