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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,821stMost Devout: 3,594thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,382nd
The Second Best Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
2
Noah
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Second Best Puppet 15

Population6.67 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 15 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.67 billion Second Best Puppet 15ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 15ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,986 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, children use fake IDs to purchase candy, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 15's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 15 is ranked 102,957th in the world and 1,628th in Two for Most Stationary, with 415.01738716648 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,821stTop
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Most Devout: 3,594thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,382ndFattest Citizens: 5,471stMost Efficient Economies: 6,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,037thLowest Crime Rates: 7,861stLargest Mining Sector: 8,193rdMost Cultured: 8,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,284thLargest Governments: 9,614thNudest: 9,864thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,640thLargest Retail Industry: 10,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,016thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,774thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,864thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,687thHighest Average Incomes: 19,462ndLargest Black Market: 22,080thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,162ndMost Developed: 27,454thHighest Economic Output: 28,213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,924th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd in the regionMost Average: 258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, children use fake IDs to purchase candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, the weather in Second Best Puppet 15 City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, bilingual Second Best Puppet 15ians are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Second Best Puppet 15ian satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, many believe that the only good legendary is a dead legendary.
  • : Second Best Puppet 15 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 15, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.

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