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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,338th
The Second Best Colony of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
2
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Second Best Puppet 130

Population6.533 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 130 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.533 billion Second Best Puppet 130ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 130ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,319 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and government policy is dictated by a major religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 130's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 130 is ranked 102,899th in the world and 1,512th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02197808132 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,338thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,854thMost Devout: 6,052ndRudest Citizens: 6,858thLargest Retail Industry: 6,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,728thLargest Mining Sector: 8,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,646thLargest Black Market: 8,960thLowest Crime Rates: 9,022ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,527thLargest Governments: 10,179thNudest: 10,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,943rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,347thMost Developed: 16,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,414thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,170thHighest Economic Output: 27,035thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,056thMost Conservative: 29,533rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 128th in the regionSafest: 130th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionMost Pacifist: 233rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 237th in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 262nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Second Best Puppet 130 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, government policy is dictated by a major religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Second Best Puppet 130 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.

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