Population | 6.533 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 130 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.533 billion Second Best Puppet 130ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 130ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,319 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and government policy is dictated by a major religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 130's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 130 is ranked 102,899th in the world and 1,512th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02197808132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 130 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, government policy is dictated by a major religion.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Second Best Puppet 130 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 130, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.