Population | 6.504 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 120 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.504 billion Second Best Puppet 120ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 120ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,556 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,437 per year while the poor average 49,819, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.
Millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Second Best Puppet 120 City with effluent, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 120's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 120 is ranked 102,897th in the world and 1,523rd in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0197350272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, military funding has been stripped back.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Second Best Puppet 120 City with effluent.
- : Second Best Puppet 120 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, most pop videos prominently feature the Second Best Puppet 120ian flag.
- : Second Best Puppet 120 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.