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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,630thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,341st
The Second Best Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
2
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Second Best Puppet 120

Population6.504 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 120 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.504 billion Second Best Puppet 120ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 120ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,556 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,437 per year while the poor average 49,819, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Second Best Puppet 120 City with effluent, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 120's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 120 is ranked 102,897th in the world and 1,523rd in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0197350272 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,630thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,482ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,711thMost Efficient Economies: 4,857thLargest Black Market: 4,915thLargest Retail Industry: 4,968thMost Devout: 4,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,310thFattest Citizens: 7,228thHighest Average Incomes: 8,633rdNudest: 10,076thMost Cultured: 12,400thLargest Governments: 12,760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,544thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,950thLargest Mining Sector: 16,756thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,744thHighest Economic Output: 19,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,464thLowest Crime Rates: 22,216thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,486thMost Developed: 24,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,058thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,809thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29,620th
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 178th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 241st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 259th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Second Best Puppet 120 City with effluent.
  • : Second Best Puppet 120 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 120, most pop videos prominently feature the Second Best Puppet 120ian flag.
  • : Second Best Puppet 120 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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