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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,791stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,403rd
The Second Best Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
2
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Second Best Puppet 109

Population6.532 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 109 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.532 billion Second Best Puppet 109ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 109ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,885 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,274 per year while the poor average 31,307, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

The Second Best Puppet 109ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', it's said that a Second Best Puppet 109ian always pays his debts with significant compounding, and a degree in Noah Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 109's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 109 is ranked 102,908th in the world and 1,534th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01961697172 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,791stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,938thLargest Retail Industry: 7,630thLowest Crime Rates: 9,045thLargest Governments: 9,137thMost Devout: 9,220thFattest Citizens: 9,873rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,079thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,428thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,067thNudest: 12,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,717thMost Cultured: 13,681stTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,406thMost Conservative: 19,225thHighest Average Incomes: 19,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,206thLargest Mining Sector: 21,956thMost Developed: 22,050thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,216thHighest Economic Output: 29,279th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Conservative: 117th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 248th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Second Best Puppet 109 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, a degree in Noah Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, it's said that a Second Best Puppet 109ian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, the Second Best Puppet 109ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, the children of Second Best Puppet 109 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Second Best Puppet 109ian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Second Best Puppet 109 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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