Population | 6.532 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 109 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.532 billion Second Best Puppet 109ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 109ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,885 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,274 per year while the poor average 31,307, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.
The Second Best Puppet 109ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', it's said that a Second Best Puppet 109ian always pays his debts with significant compounding, and a degree in Noah Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 109's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 109 is ranked 102,908th in the world and 1,534th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01961697172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 109 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, a degree in Noah Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, it's said that a Second Best Puppet 109ian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, the Second Best Puppet 109ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, the children of Second Best Puppet 109 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Second Best Puppet 109ian flag can be displayed.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 109, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Second Best Puppet 109 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.