Population | 6.704 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 09 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.704 billion Second Best Puppet 09ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 09ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion cards a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,995 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 09's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 09 is ranked 103,022nd in the world and 1,635th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0173044732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, moonshine has made a resurgence.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
- : Second Best Puppet 09 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 09, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.