The Holy Empire of Sebastiania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Sebastian Deshayes with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.059 billion Sebastianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kungaholmen. The average income tax rate is 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sebastianian economy, worth 259 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,180 Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, foreign musicians that Holy Emperor Sebastian Deshayes dislikes are turned away at the border, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebastiania's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sebastiania is ranked 32,174^th in the world and 1,047^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 264,900 Standard Monetary Units.