The Dominion of Seals is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enforced nudity and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 22.427 billion Sealsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sealsian economy, worth 448 trillion Flings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,003 Flings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, Seals has designated Seals City as its capital city, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seals's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seals is ranked 176,271^st in the world and 86^th in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.76 law-abiding acts per hour.