Population | 11.32 billion |
Capital | Tego |
Leader | Murdoch Fugler |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Token |
Animal | Crocodile |
The Dominion of Scunia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Murdoch Fugler with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.32 billion Scunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tego. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Scunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,353 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,863 Tokens, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, one-word headlines are the norm in Scunian newspapers, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scunia's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.
Scunia is ranked 80,505th in the world and 1,132nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 602.41845472972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, one-word headlines are the norm in Scunian newspapers.
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, criminals are thrown to the Crocodiles to repay their debt to society.
- : Scunia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Scunia, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Scunia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.