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Scotland Triumphant

Population45.401 billion

Currencykilt
Animalrough collie

The Bag-Pipe Caterwauling of Scotland Triumphant is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45.401 billion Scotland Triumphantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The powerhouse Scotland Triumphantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,647 trillion kilts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 58,324 kilts, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of kilts are being poured into a space program, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied rough collie, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Scotland Triumphant's national animal is the rough collie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scotland Triumphant is ranked 930th in the world and 1st in GREAT Britain for Most Stationary, with 4,793.66359872 days.

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Largest Populations: 187thMost Stationary: 930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,386thTop
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Most Influential: 7,680thHighest Economic Output: 8,562ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,593rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,023rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,526th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Scotland Triumphant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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