Population | 10.682 billion |
Capital | Capitol Hill |
Leader | Mr Morton |
Currency | bill |
Animal | Busy Preposition |
The Republic of SchoolHouse Rock is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Morton with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.682 billion SchoolHouse Rockians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol Hill. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient SchoolHouse Rockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion bills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,855 bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, SchoolHouse Rock recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and all the world's a stage for SchoolHouse Rockian political theatrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SchoolHouse Rock's national animal is the Busy Preposition, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SchoolHouse Rock is ranked 13,524th in the world and 598th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 105 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SchoolHouse Rock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : SchoolHouse Rock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : SchoolHouse Rock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : SchoolHouse Rock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : SchoolHouse Rock's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : SchoolHouse Rock relocated from Balder to The North Pacific.
- : SchoolHouse Rock was refounded in Balder.
- : SchoolHouse Rock ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : SchoolHouse Rock was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : SchoolHouse Rock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.