Population | 37.296 billion |
Capital | Krautopolis |
Leader | Kraut Killers |
Faith | Gatesville Catholocism |
Currency | Platinum Bar |
Animal | Mongoose Dog |
The Hostile Corporate Takeover of Schlemeils is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kraut Killers with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.296 billion Schlemeilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krautopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Schlemeilsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,732 trillion Platinum Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,959 Platinum Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
People can get away with murder these days, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, contestants on Schlemeils's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Schlemeils's national animal is the Mongoose Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gatesville Catholocism.
Schlemeils is ranked 2,526th in the world and 6th in Gatesville Inc for Most Stationary, with 3,894.70584072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Schlemeils was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Schitz and Crooked Truth.