by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,000thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,708thMost Influential: 11,014th
The People's Republic of
New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
Enjoy life
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Schezlandia

Population670 million

CapitalCharity

CurrencySaucos
AnimalTurtle

The People's Republic of Schezlandia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its digital currency, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 670 million Schezlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charity. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Schezlandian economy, worth 46.6 trillion Saucos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,580 Saucos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, recognizing the Schezlandian flag qualifies you for citizenship, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schezlandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Schezlandia is ranked 6,708th in the world and 73rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,272.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,000thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,708thMost Influential: 11,014thTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,346thBest Weather: 15,520thNicest Citizens: 15,756thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,935thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,364thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,683rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,838thMost Pacifist: 26,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,460thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,565th
Top
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 73rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schezlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Schezlandia was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Schezlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Schezlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Schezlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Schezlandia was endorsed by The Holy Socialist Republic of Striagro Uspil.
  • : Schezlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Schezlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Schezlandia, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Schezlandia, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.

More...

Report