The Kingdom of Scarriaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Scar with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 1.184 billion Scarriaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scar Rock. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Scarriaan economy, worth 48.2 trillion Arias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,695 Arias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, Scarriaa has designated Scar Rock as its capital city, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Aria battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scarriaa's national animal is the Brown Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scarriaa is ranked 135,789^th in the world and 4^th in The Allied Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -57.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.