The People's Republic of Sattelbach is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 863 million Sattelbachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sattelbach. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sattelbachian economy, worth 33.0 trillion Sattelbachers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,245 Sattelbachers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sattelbach's national animal is the Württemberger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sattelbach is ranked 21,925^th in the world and 1,130^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 49.97 Atheism Rate.