The People's Republic of Satanaeterra is a huge, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 200 million Satanaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Satanaeterrian economy, worth 9.49 trillion Satanae Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,426 Satanae Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Satanaeterra's coulrophobia epidemic, concussed Goatball players cannot remember their lineup position, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Satanaeterra's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satanaeterra is ranked 237,526^th in the world and 2^nd in Satans Little Minions for Most Primitive, scoring -98.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.