The Jonkler of Sartell Koltis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alvin Davis with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.005 billion Sartell Koltisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltia. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sartell Koltisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion Mugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,975 Mugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sartell Koltis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sartell Koltis is ranked 14,570^th in the world and 13^th in Covenant Shores for Highest Average Incomes, with 182,975.14 Standard Monetary Units.