The RRRC Socialist Empire of Sarawak Commune is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Her Majesty Kimjonchoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.844 billion Sarawakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyonggarad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The strong Sarawakian economy, worth 810 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,298 Tenalzurias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,002 per year while the poor average 24,896, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Sarawak Commune, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Her Majesty Kimjonchoi day after day, and jackboots have given the boot to the nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawak Commune's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kim's Dynasty Personality Cult.

Sarawak Commune is ranked 37,998^th in the world and 5^th in Loush Land for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.53 law-abiding acts per hour.