Population | 28.828 billion |
Capital | The North Pole |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Capitalism |
Currency | toy |
Animal | reindeer |
The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.828 billion Santa Is Satanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Santa Is Satanian economy, worth an astonishing 19,353 trillion toys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 671,336 toys, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,360,029 per year while the poor average 75,335, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.
No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Santa Is Satan's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Santa Is Satan is ranked 17,199th in the world and 19th in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 1,722.11718256652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, the media seems excessively interested in what Santa Claus is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Santa Is Satan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Santa Is Satan's influence in Christmas rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".