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Highest Disposable Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39thLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd
The Evil Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Worship Me This Christmas!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Santa Is Satan

Population28.828 billion

CapitalThe North Pole
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithCapitalism

Currencytoy
Animalreindeer

The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.828 billion Santa Is Satanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Santa Is Satanian economy, worth an astonishing 19,353 trillion toys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 671,336 toys, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,360,029 per year while the poor average 75,335, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Santa Is Satan's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Santa Is Satan is ranked 17,199th in the world and 19th in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 1,722.11718256652 days.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39thLargest Gambling Industry: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 52ndMost Avoided: 55thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98thMost Corrupt Governments: 103rdFattest Citizens: 103rdMost Armed: 126thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 128thHighest Average Incomes: 132ndLargest Mining Sector: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 151stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 171stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 185thLargest Retail Industry: 189thMost Efficient Economies: 206thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 304thMost Secular: 379thHighest Crime Rates: 425thRudest Citizens: 466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 471stLargest Agricultural Sector: 520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,705thLargest Governments: 2,612thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,565thLargest Populations: 5,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,966thLargest Black Market: 7,542ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,110thSmartest Citizens: 11,044thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,199thMost Influential: 18,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,848th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, the media seems excessively interested in what Santa Claus is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Santa Is Satan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Santa Is Satan's influence in Christmas rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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