Population | 6.317 billion |
Capital | Villapeyote de los Pazos |
Leader | Presidente del Consejo Serafín de Irujo |
Faith | Cult of Reason |
Currency | Peseta del Arbequina Brains |
Animal | Hispano-Bretón Horse |
The Most Serene Republic of San Teodoro de Haro is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Presidente del Consejo Serafín de Irujo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.317 billion Teodoreños hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villapeyote de los Pazos. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Teodoreño economy, worth 881 trillion Peseta del Arbequina Brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 139,487 Peseta del Arbequina Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, arbitration is mightier than the sword, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. San Teodoro de Haro's national animal is the Hispano-Bretón Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Reason.
San Teodoro de Haro is ranked 195,999th in the world and 2nd in The Levanterian Peninsular for Most Stationary, with 53.04234799732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : San Teodoro de Haro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : San Teodoro de Haro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : San Teodoro de Haro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : San Teodoro de Haro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : San Teodoro de Haro's influence in The Levanterian Peninsular fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : San Teodoro de Haro's influence in The Levanterian Peninsular rose from "Page" to "Hermit".
- : San Teodoro de Haro relocated from Lazarus to The Levanterian Peninsular.
- : San Teodoro de Haro created a custom banner.
- : San Teodoro de Haro altered its national flag.
- : San Teodoro de Haro was refounded in Lazarus.