The Kingdom of San Lumen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Jason Hohenzollern with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.377 billion San Lumenese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Lumenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,152 trillion Giselles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,040 Giselles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Jason Hohenzollern Pics" has made King Jason Hohenzollern's mom a celebrity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lumen's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Lumen is ranked 290,558^th in the world and 22^nd in Mediterranean for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -34.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.