The City of San Jose is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Liccardo with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.536 billion San Joseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Hall. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient San Josean economy, worth an astonishing 17,057 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 695,218 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across San Jose are blocked up with orders for new public loos, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into San Josean as 'your finger, you fool', and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime is totally unknown. San Jose's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Tech Industry.

San Jose is ranked 2,644^th in the world and 1^st in San Jose for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.44 law-abiding acts per hour.