Population | 23.895 billion |
Capital | Rime |
Leader | Svlad Cjelli |
Faith | Chronology |
Currency | Dirk |
Animal | Electric Monk |
The Crashed Spaceship of Salaxians is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.895 billion Salaxians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 5,334 trillion Dirks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,242 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', meat-eating is frowned upon, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salaxians's national animal is the Electric Monk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chronology.
Salaxians is ranked 2,243rd in the world and 4th in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 3,991.70577864 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxians, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxians, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
- : Following new legislation in Salaxians, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxians, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxians, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.