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Largest Mining Sector: 2,089thMost Stationary: 2,243rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,305th
The Crashed Spaceship of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
May I recommend serenity to you?
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Salaxians

Population23.895 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Crashed Spaceship of Salaxians is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.895 billion Salaxians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 5,334 trillion Dirks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,242 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', meat-eating is frowned upon, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salaxians's national animal is the Electric Monk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chronology.

Salaxians is ranked 2,243rd in the world and 4th in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 3,991.70577864 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,089thMost Stationary: 2,243rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,305thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,561stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,565thLargest Black Market: 2,689thLargest Retail Industry: 2,721stHighest Economic Output: 2,975thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,386thMost Avoided: 4,623rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,821stFattest Citizens: 5,082ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,793rdNudest: 6,966thHighest Average Incomes: 7,404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,478thMost Efficient Economies: 7,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,648thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,626thLargest Populations: 9,833rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,174thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,161stMost Influential: 12,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,895thMost Secular: 13,216thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,435thLargest Governments: 19,099thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,985thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,730th
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Salaxians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in Salaxians, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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