by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Cheese Export Sector: 105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 189thMost Influential: 191st
The Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
One Nation, One Destiny
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population28.187 billion



The Nation of Saiwania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enitap with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.187 billion Saiwanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 11.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,159 trillion Saiwans a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,510 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and Enitap's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Saiwania is ranked 238,659th in the world and 1,271st in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 1.87 Obesity Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 189thMost Influential: 191stMost Beautiful Environments: 302ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 390thMost Secular: 445thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 513thMost Cultured: 534thHealthiest Citizens: 567thBest Weather: 613thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 623rdMost Developed: 676thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 686thLongest Average Lifespans: 776thSmartest Citizens: 876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,127thHighest Economic Output: 1,409thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,529thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,779thMost Efficient Economies: 1,972ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,829thLargest Populations: 3,058thRudest Citizens: 3,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,327thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,794thHighest Average Incomes: 5,214thSafest: 6,089thLargest Retail Industry: 7,131stLargest Governments: 8,645thTop
Most Stationary: 13,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,831stMost Inclusive: 16,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,986thLargest Black Market: 18,978thLowest Crime Rates: 21,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,380th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 126 » Imperium Anglorum, The New Nordic Union, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Northern German Federation, Lexembourg, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Yahlia, Saint Domingo, Sinclairtown, An Clar, Slavorussia, Slavonia and Srijem, Ahma, Thracia Republic, Lovisa, Feria-Alkaline, Germany Third Reich, Irminsulia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Chioganah, North of Americas, Alsted, St Scarlett, Regnum Italiae, Brakanistan, Nardin, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, South St Maarten, Outer Sparta, GanymedEuropa, Purgatio, Wessex and Cornwall, Cytadela, Leszno, Belmoren, Nuweland, Thracia and Crimea, Estonesia, Jim the Baptist, Supcotia, Republic of Satherland, Leranditale, Kenmoria WA Mission, Parliamentary Laramidia, Boldia, Soviet Taoistan, Elisabethshagen, Mallesia, Cherised Lands of Galicia, and 76 others.Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, The Wretched of this Earth, Neuchateau, Walfo, British Norklon, Dalmannia, Lord Sapre, Prussian-Union, Chronus, Invernessia, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Someseni, Savinecross, Sloburg, The Fair Republic, Destyntine, Grodisze, The Seven Provinces, Canovium, The Scandinavian Realm, Abject Ludicrosity, The Kingdom of Denmark, Shaor, Jahass, Maraleeri, Sienkahn, Stumphosse Res, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Azitupia, Meropis, Rivierenland, Enway, Crestphalia, Owlograd, The New Mexican Confederation, Ashckar, ENOTRIA, Hverland, Corsovica, Esvonia, Vostokian Union, Apabeossie, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Zarulia, Estellan, Greater Icelandia, Trixeland, Kanokla, The Young Ur, Kyrica, Uzbek Khan, Escalver, Leiningerland, Eski, Asparagusia, Valtrona, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Northwest Isles, Othenhiem, Nova Babilonia, Continental Social Democrats, Greater Dragunovia, Nuevo Europa, Thanianberg, Zulrich, Christian Terra, Imperial Kaiserreich Germany, Emynia, Nazakhstan Empire, En Hassik, Maalat, Noristoniaka, New Eestiball, and The Oriental Orchids.

View Forum posts