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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,597thMost Influential: 6,056thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,263rd
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Saint Nations

Population910 million

CapitalSaintsland
LeaderThe Federal Council

CurrencySaint dollar
AnimalGreat Frigatebird

The Federation of Saint Nations is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 910 million Saintians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintsland. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Nationsian economy, worth 131 trillion Saint dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 144,235 Saint dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and the election for The Federal Council's office's janitor is heating up. Crime is totally unknown. Saint Nations's national animal is the Great Frigatebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saint Nations is ranked 12,070th in the world and 209th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.57 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,597thMost Influential: 6,056thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,263rdNicest Citizens: 6,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,901stMost Inclusive: 8,305thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,554thRudest Citizens: 9,627thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,435thHighest Food Quality: 10,452ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,594thMost Efficient Economies: 12,016thHealthiest Citizens: 12,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,966thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,374thMost Pacifist: 13,493rdMost Developed: 13,919thMost Secular: 14,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,009thSmartest Citizens: 15,545thBest Weather: 15,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,116thLargest Governments: 18,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,251stMost Cultured: 20,494thSafest: 20,563rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,559thMost Politically Free: 22,788thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,706thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,760thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,560th
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Most Politically Free: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 84th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionNicest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 140th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, the election for The Federal Council's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Saint Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, Saintsland's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, a degree in The Federal Council Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Saint Nations voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".

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