The People's Republic of Saint Archaeo is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 338 million Archaeoics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gennenoit-Charsir. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Saint Archaeoan economy, worth 15.9 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,048 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Archaeo's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saint Archaeo is ranked 197,156^th in the world and 4^th in Cannis Majoris for Most Armed, with 0.22 Weapons Per Person.