The Dominion of Saint Alaric is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mister T with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.736 billion Saint Alaricians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lusitania. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Alarician economy, worth 829 trillion gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,224 gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alaric's national animal is the narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saint Alaric is ranked 2,609^th in the world and 97^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,535.12 on the Clooney Contribution Index.