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Most Pacifist: 1,456thBest Weather: 1,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,215th
The 2804th Republic of
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Saint-Lawrence River

Population7.894 billion

CapitalSaint-Jean sur Richelieu
LeaderNeb the Great
FaithChurch of White Heart


The 2804th Republic of Saint-Lawrence River is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Neb the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.894 billion Saint-Lawrence Riverians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Jean sur Richelieu. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint-Lawrence Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 148,634 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Lawrence River's national animal is the mudkip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of White Heart.

Saint-Lawrence River is ranked 224,473rd in the world and 9th in The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.25 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Pacifist: 1,456thBest Weather: 1,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,215thSafest: 2,330thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,344thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,486thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,700thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,044thHealthiest Citizens: 3,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,396thLowest Crime Rates: 3,446thMost Inclusive: 3,500thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,672ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,895thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,903rdMost Developed: 4,371stMost Cultured: 4,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,556thSmartest Citizens: 5,351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,368thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,134thLargest Governments: 6,827thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,707thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,940thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,717thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,886thMost Secular: 13,589thMost Influential: 14,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,490thMost Efficient Economies: 15,128thHighest Economic Output: 15,651stMost Income Equality: 15,783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,778th

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