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Safj

Population36.222 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.222 billion Safjians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,100 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 416,883 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 244,852nd in the world and 189th in Texas for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.93 Whatever.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thMost Advanced Public Education: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15thMost Beautiful Environments: 15thMost Pacifist: 15thNicest Citizens: 18thMost Inclusive: 18thLargest Governments: 19thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rdMost Developed: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Cultured: 26thBest Weather: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 38thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 45thSmartest Citizens: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 52ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 90thMost Subsidized Industry: 148thHighest Economic Output: 175thHighest Poor Incomes: 208thLowest Crime Rates: 229thMost Efficient Economies: 317thSafest: 381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 466thHighest Average Incomes: 661stMost Secular: 945thLargest Populations: 949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,036thMost Influential: 2,314thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,522ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,539thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,290thNudest: 11,326thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,066thMost Stationary: 17,906thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,486th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, government employees from Safj dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, a government program is underway to revitalize Safj's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.

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