The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.222 billion Safjians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,100 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 416,883 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Safj is ranked 244,852nd in the world and 189th in Texas for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.93 Whatever.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Safj, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
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Safj, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
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Safj, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
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Safj, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
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Safj, there's never enough space in space.
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Safj, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
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Safj, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
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Safj, government employees from Safj dominate international lumberjack competitions.
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Safj, a government program is underway to revitalize Safj's beaches.
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Safj, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » NewTexas,
Trecdom2,
Ewing Oil Co,
Fort Verden,
Gig em Aggies,
Tishanda,
United States of Woodward,
Darth Kermit,
Grays Harbor,
Indian Empire,
United Kodiaks, and
Polish Nomads.