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Largest Welfare Programs: 8thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
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Safj

Population36.871 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.871 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,598 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 423,057 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and Safj is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 215,779th in the world and 185th in Texas for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -109.16 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 8thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thMost Advanced Public Education: 12thHighest Food Quality: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13thMost Pacifist: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thLargest Governments: 15thMost Inclusive: 18thNicest Citizens: 19thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rdMost Cultured: 24thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Developed: 27thBest Weather: 33rdLongest Average Lifespans: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 44thSmartest Citizens: 51stMost Advanced Public Transport: 52ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 76thMost Subsidized Industry: 161stHighest Economic Output: 170thHighest Poor Incomes: 187thLowest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Efficient Economies: 313thSafest: 367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 482ndHighest Average Incomes: 654thMost Scientifically Advanced: 946thLargest Populations: 947thTop
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Most Influential: 2,217thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,362ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,945thMost Secular: 4,447thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,582ndNudest: 9,525thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,296thMost Stationary: 16,644thMost Income Equality: 17,689th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Safj is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Safj voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Hippopotamuses".
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, when their backs are against the walls Safjians look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, a degree in Tree Person Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.

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