The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.871 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,598 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 423,057 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and Safj is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 215,779^th in the world and 185^th in Texas for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -109.16 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.