Population | 6.654 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Rtelnameessea is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.654 billion Rtelnameesseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rtelnameessean economy, worth 774 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,418 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, one can walk from one side of Rtelnameessea City to the other without setting foot on Rtelnameessean soil, and for just a few extra Dollars Rtelnameesseans can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rtelnameessea's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Rtelnameessea is ranked 102,705th in the world and 1,318th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0633461104 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, for just a few extra Dollars Rtelnameesseans can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, one can walk from one side of Rtelnameessea City to the other without setting foot on Rtelnameessean soil.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Rtelnameessea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
- : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, pet owners exercise their Pythons at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.