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Largest Retail Industry: 6,882ndMost Devout: 8,951stNudest: 10,734th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Idk tbh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rtelnameessea

Population6.654 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalPython

The Republic of Rtelnameessea is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.654 billion Rtelnameesseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rtelnameessean economy, worth 774 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,418 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, one can walk from one side of Rtelnameessea City to the other without setting foot on Rtelnameessean soil, and for just a few extra Dollars Rtelnameesseans can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rtelnameessea's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rtelnameessea is ranked 102,705th in the world and 1,318th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0633461104 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,882ndMost Devout: 8,951stNudest: 10,734thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,488thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,405thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 25,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,670thLargest Governments: 26,793rdLowest Crime Rates: 28,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,006thMost Patriotic: 29,259th
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Highest Drug Use: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 122nd in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 196th in the regionMost Extreme: 208th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 240th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, for just a few extra Dollars Rtelnameesseans can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, one can walk from one side of Rtelnameessea City to the other without setting foot on Rtelnameessean soil.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Rtelnameessea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Rtelnameessea, pet owners exercise their Pythons at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.

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