The Protectorate of RSCA Privateer 26 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.072 billion RSCA Privateer 26ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA Privateer 26ian economy, worth 965 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,572 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,980 per year while the poor average 21,548, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA Privateer 26's national animal is the stonk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA Privateer 26 is ranked 44,237^th in the world and 250^th in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.04 law-abiding acts per hour.