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Most Devout: 5,398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,457thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,571st
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Roolnelrahmu

Population6.453 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalScorpion

The Republic of Roolnelrahmu is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.453 billion Roolnelrahmuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Roolnelrahmuan economy, worth 827 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,256 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roolnelrahmu's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roolnelrahmu is ranked 102,674th in the world and 1,287th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0653947202 days.

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Most Devout: 5,398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,457thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,179thLargest Retail Industry: 9,537thMost Cultured: 11,519thLowest Crime Rates: 13,679thLargest Mining Sector: 13,929thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,572ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,876thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,341stLargest Governments: 20,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,970thMost Patriotic: 22,897thMost Conservative: 23,015thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,356thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,991st
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Most Primitive: 99th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 172nd in the regionMost Conservative: 215th in the regionMost Patriotic: 219th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 256th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Roolnelrahmu.
  • : Following new legislation in Roolnelrahmu, airport security is provided by private companies.

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