The Kingdom of Rongorongo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by king Zoho Gumu with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.173 billion Rongorongoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiholo uki Kinge. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Rongorongoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Shékeles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 98,470 Shékeles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rongorongo's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rongorongo is ranked 7,665^th in the world and 7^th in South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.45 law-abiding acts per hour.