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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,702ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,218thLargest Populations: 19,791st
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Ron Burgundy-

Population17.889 billion

CurrencyScotch
AnimalMiniature Dog Buddha covered in hair

The Drunken News Report of Ron Burgundy- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.889 billion Ron Burgundians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The powerhouse Ron Burgundian economy, worth 974 trillion Scotches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 54,493 Scotches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,142 per year while the poor average 8,540, a ratio of 26.6 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ron Burgundy-'s national animal is the Miniature Dog Buddha covered in hair.

Ron Burgundy- is ranked 34,383rd in the world and 19th in Hippy Haven for Most Stationary, with 1,292.08412445452 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,702ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,218thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,791stLargest Publishing Industry: 21,367thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,483rdLargest Retail Industry: 26,930thMost Influential: 29,615th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the region

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  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Ron Burgundy- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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