The Noodly Spaghetti Monster of Rom And Noodles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.4 billion Rom And Noodlesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rom And Noodlesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,474 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rom And Noodles's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rom And Noodles is ranked 85,527^th in the world and 1^st in AntiFurra Latina for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.79 law-abiding acts per hour.