The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.881 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,354 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 463,116 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', tourists call Rolig beach towns "the fine coastline", citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, and all you have to do is pray to get into Roliganistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 149,967^th in the world and 2,612^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 434.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.