The Archival Protectorate of Rohendia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johan Smultz with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.974 billion Rohendians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solomon. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rohendian economy, worth a remarkable 2,453 trillion Rhoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,081 Rhoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rohendian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, Rohendian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime is totally unknown. Rohendia's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rohendia is ranked 40,977^th in the world and 2,565^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.29 law-abiding acts per hour.