The Sergal free land of Rog Mily is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 661 million Rog Milyjins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soah Nimkz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rog Milyjin economy, worth 89.1 trillion kaydans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 134,748 kaydans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,960 per year while the poor average 20,782, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and Rog Milyjins are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rog Mily's national animal is the Sergal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rog Mily is ranked 32,816^th in the world and 515^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 45.96 quips per hour.