The Commonwealth of Rockamaba is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.178 billion Rockamabans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranvagn. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rockamaban economy, worth 167 trillion Rockaian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,956 Rockaian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rockamaba's national animal is the Rockian Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rockamaba is ranked 164,960^th in the world and 6,014^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 16.14 Atheism Rate.