The Republic of Rhodesae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Amarion with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.011 billion Rhodesaeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodesae City. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rhodesaean economy, worth 69.3 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,519 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Rhodesae, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Rhodesaean language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhodesae's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhodesae is ranked 223,817^th in the world and 329^th in Thaecia for Most Secular, with 11.13 Atheism Rate.