The Imperium of Revlona is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Him with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.307 billion Revlonans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calmora. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revlonan economy, worth a remarkable 1,898 trillion Reichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,028 Reichmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Revlona remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revlona's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Himism.

Revlona is ranked 12,663^rd in the world and 2^nd in Brannackia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.96 law-abiding acts per hour.