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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 964thMost Influential: 2,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,180th
The Federal Republic of
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Long Live the Empire
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Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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RetroBeaners

Population894 million

CapitalParadis
LeaderEl Don de Paradis

CurrencyLibra
AnimalMonarch

The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a huge, safe nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 894 million RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 113 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,332 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native RetroBeanersian lands, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RetroBeaners is ranked 190,545th in the world and 8,020th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 10.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 964thMost Influential: 2,088thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,180thLargest Retail Industry: 9,640thMost Developed: 11,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,835thMost Inclusive: 12,245thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,467thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,487thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,561stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,625thLargest Governments: 14,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,086thSmartest Citizens: 16,482ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,796thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,691stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,377thMost Efficient Economies: 18,707thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,328thHighest Average Incomes: 20,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,469thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,371st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 507th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 617th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 658th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 661st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 665th in the regionMost Developed: 688th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 702nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 737th in the regionLargest Governments: 747th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 766th in the regionMost Influential: 784th in the regionNudest: 789th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 853rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 866th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 871st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 897th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 917th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 932nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 938th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : RetroBeaners endorsed The Republic of Morcusa Clicanskaukk.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, tourists are forbidden to enter Native RetroBeanersian lands.
  • : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Republic of Morcusa Clicanskaukk.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.

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World Assembly

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