The Democratic Republic of Retisia Blanimland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 306 million Retisia Blanimlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Retisia Blanimlandian economy, worth 18.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,897 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Retisia Blanimland's hospitals, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Retisia Blanimland City as a backdrop, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Retisia Blanimland's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Retisia Blanimland is ranked 100,077^th in the world and 3^rd in UwU Lands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.43 percentage of bribes refused.