The Sacred Empire of Reich do Brasil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joesley with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.21 billion Reich do Brasilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Brasília. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reich do Brasilian economy, worth 149 trillion Novo Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,908 Novo Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reich do Brasil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joelismo.

Reich do Brasil is ranked 183,113^th in the world and 874^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.