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Most Patriotic: 3,449thMost Devout: 3,902ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,320th
The Sacred Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Um povo, um país, um Deus e um líder
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Reich do Brasil

Population1.21 billion

CapitalNeo Brasília
LeaderJoesley
FaithJoelismo

CurrencyNovo Real
AnimalCachorro caramelo

The Sacred Empire of Reich do Brasil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joesley with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.21 billion Reich do Brasilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Brasília. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reich do Brasilian economy, worth 149 trillion Novo Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,908 Novo Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reich do Brasil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joelismo.

Reich do Brasil is ranked 183,113th in the world and 874th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 3,449thMost Devout: 3,902ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,320thMost Influential: 5,751stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,536thLowest Crime Rates: 8,228thMost Authoritarian: 11,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,834thHealthiest Citizens: 12,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,654thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,013thMost Developed: 13,227thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,540thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,185thMost Cultured: 14,291stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,910thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,464thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,590thLargest Governments: 17,381stHighest Food Quality: 17,432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,635thNicest Citizens: 19,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,575thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,634thMost Inclusive: 22,414thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,335thHighest Average Incomes: 24,513thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,073rd
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Most Patriotic: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reich do Brasil was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Reich do Brasil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Reich do Brasil, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Reich do Brasil, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Reich do Brasil, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Reich do Brasil, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Reich do Brasil, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Reich do Brasil, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Reich do Brasil, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Reich do Brasil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.

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