The Ex-Kantrian Empire of Reborn Empire of Ulm is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lich Emperor Siegfried Von Drachenritter with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.755 billion Tomb Guardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Tomb of Gramstadt. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Ancient Imperial Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,328 Ancient Imperial Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborn Empire of Ulm's national animal is the Skeleton Great Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fallen Empire's Pantheon.

Reborn Empire of Ulm is ranked 256,617^th in the world and 5^th in Tomb of Empire for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3.94 percentage of bribes refused.