The OUTRAGEOUS CRAZY of Rebel-topia the 2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.93 billion Rebel-topians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,175 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 94,870 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia the 2's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay for Cake.

Rebel-topia the 2 is ranked 18,360^th in the world and 3^rd in Niagara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.08 law-abiding acts per hour.