Population | 13.215 billion |
Capital | Berlin |
Leader | Margaritis Schinas |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Black Eagle |
The Community of Reactionary Europe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Margaritis Schinas with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.215 billion Europeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.
The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 4,172 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 315,712 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,186,581 per year while the poor average 58,639, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.
Boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reactionary Europe's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Reactionary Europe is ranked 966th in the world and 1st in Nation of Earth for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 35,075.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Reactionary Europe, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, the only science is political science.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Following new legislation in
Reactionary Europe, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.