Population | 1.741 billion |
Capital | Tempest |
Leader | John Diesel Jr |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Crested Falcon |
The Republic of Ranzla is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Diesel Jr with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.741 billion Ranzlians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tempest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.
The powerhouse Ranzlan economy, worth 139 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 80,046 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,353 per year while the poor average 16,150, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.
Public toilets are famed for their rear entries, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ranzla's national animal is the Crested Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Ranzla is ranked 231,092nd in the world and 6,832nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 24.16983175352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ranzla's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Ranzla's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Ranzla, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
- : Following new legislation in Ranzla, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Ranzla was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Ranzla, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Ranzla's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Ranzla's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Ranzla, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
- : Following new legislation in Ranzla, government officials across Ranzla are being "encouraged" to adopt Crested Falcons to set an example for the populace.