The Confederate Colonies of Rammeludia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader Ramm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 35.228 billion Rammeludians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lost City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rammeludian economy, worth a remarkable 5,751 trillion martians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 163,277 martians, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rammeludia's national animal is the basselope, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rammeludia is ranked 24,716^th in the world and 1^st in Unknown for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.16 law-abiding acts per hour.